Tuesday, August 26, 2008


Now, the rest of you who decided to stick around listen up.

The guy with his suitcase in the trunk is right. If you can not see his suitcase you probably would not know he was on vacation. But………………sooner or later he has to stop at a motel somewhere. Then he has to take the suitcases out of the trunk. Of course at this point the suitcases become irrelevant because the mere fact that his car is parked at a motel tells everyone he is traveling somewhere. Of course you can always stay with friends or relatives instead of a motel. But do not ever leave the state.

Why? Because the second you cross the state line you are marked. How, you ask?

Well I’m going to give you a test to show you how. Ready?

Okay, the next time you stop for gas, get yourself a pen and piece of paper and walk to the rear of your car.

Now, write down on the paper the state you are now in.

Now next to it write down the name of the state displayed on your tag number.

They should be different.

You are now a foreigner with a conveniently displayed sign on the rear of your vehicle that tells everyone within sight that you are not from these parts.

Now how vulnerable do you feel? You are a rolling advertisement that you are a potential victim.

As a matter of fact you make a better victim than someone who lives in that state.

Why? Because you are less likely to return for prosecution and the criminals know this.

You’re not familiar with the area. You are probably carrying more cash than most people because you are on vacation.

You are out having fun you are not paying attention. IT’S VACATION TIME!!! ROAD TRIP!!!!!YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARTY, PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!